Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

The original 1986 film Highlander was awesome. Christopher Lambert strutting around New York City with a broadsword in a crazy sorcery flick where “There Can Be Only One.” We could watch that over and over. That is, until 1991 comes around and Highlander II: the Quickening takes a steaming dump all over pretty much everything we learned in the first one. You too can be all powerful! You just have to try really, really hard! Sigh. And this franchise just keeps piling on the dung with more and more sequels. Yeah, turns out we wish there could have only been one.

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man hit theaters in 2002 and helped to kickstart the awesomeness of comic book movies that we see everywhere today. Spider-Man 2 came along two years later and turned out to be even better than the first film. Then Spider-Man 3 decided to give not only the first two films, but all of Peter Parker’s established mythology, a huge middle finger. Oh, and that whole thing about Uncle Ben’s murder which actually gave Peter his entire moral code of “with great power comes great responsibility.” Turns out it was Sandman’s fault all along and he’s really sorry about it. Wait… What?!

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

The Matrix revolutionized the way sci-fi films were made and became one of the most killer examples of action filmmaking in a long time. It made the Wachowskis instant Hollywood icons, made Keanu Reeves cool again and left fans with the image of Neo as “The One” who was meant to save all of humanity. Then 2003 came along and The Matrix got “Reloaded” and “Revolution’d” which is a fancy way of saying that Neo isn’t actually the god he was in the first film, he’s completely lost, and he’s planning to end the war with the machines by doing some paperwork. Oh, and he can probably die. Nice job, Wachowski brothers siblings.

Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)

One of the coolest things about the Die Hard films was the fact that John McClane (Bruce Willis) was just some grumpy cop who was good with a pistol and could crack wise at the drop of a hat. Live Free or Die Hard decided it was time for McClane, a cop nearing retirement age, to sip a little super hero potion, learn parkour, and become a poor man’s Jason Bourne. Plus we had to watch Kevin Smith “act” and the flick was rated PG-13 which meant McClane’s classic line was changed to “Yippee-ki-yay, buster!” Weaksauce.

Ghostbusters II (1989)

Ivan Reitman’s 1984 classic Ghostbusters might just be one of the greatest comedies of all time. It’s funny, and thrilling, and features an all-star cast of ghost-catching eccentrics. They also know how to kick a little ass in the form of an enormous Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Moments before the credits rolled Winston exclaimed “I love this town!” That love was short-lived because Ghostbusters II turns the heroes of New York into down-on-their luck schlubs who must perform at kids’ birthday parties, run a dirty bookstore and host a ridiculous psychic show. It’s no surprise that a rumored third film has been in development hell for years. Actually, we’d prefer to watch the damn cartoon with Slimer.

Alien 3 (1992)

Everyone’s excited for Ridley Scott’s Alien prequel, Prometheus (check out our review), because the original film is one of the most terrifyingly awesome sci-fi horror hybrids of all time. The sequel (Aliens) is an sci-fi action classic. And then along comes part three, which negates all the cool parts of the previous movie. Hicks? Dead. Newt, the little girl? Also dead. Their deaths happen before Alien 3 begins. We know Michael Biehn dies a lot in movies, but come on! We deserve a better Aliens sequel! And Alien:Resurrection sure as hell didn’t help things either.

Terminator: Rise of the Machine (2003)

1984’s The Terminator features an ass-kicking Arnold Schwarzenegger sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor and help eradicate the human race. The film led to an equally awesome sequel called Terminator 2: Judgment Day. More Arnold. More killing. And more cyborg on human discord. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, however, pretty much blows an enormous gaping shotgun hole in the entire plot of the previous films. All that awesome “bringing down Skynet” stuff in T2 was now completely worthless, Miles Dyson sacraficed himself for nothing, and yet they’re still intent on only sending one Terminator back in time. The sad There-Is-No-Hope message of T3 is what single-handedly led to the Emo movement.

Rocky V (1990)

We’re not about to deny the fact that Sly Stallone is the man. Dude has earned the ability to do whatever he wants. But when he handed in his script for Rocky V didn’t anyone say, “Um…this is kind of sad, Mr. Stallone. Why not try a rewrite or two?” Turns out Rocky’s epic triumph over Drago in Rocky IV gave the Italian Stallion brain damage. That means Russia really won, right? We assume that very brain damage is the same thing that gave Stallone the idea that real life horrible boxer Tommy Morrison could actually act. At least Sly had the good sense to redeem himself with 2006’s Rocky Balboa, where he put a proper cap on the series and pretty much acted like Rocky V never happened.

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Action Movies

Batman (1989)
Batman Begins (2005)
Battle Royale (2000)
The Bourne Identity (2002)
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
Braveheart (1995)
Clash of the Titans (1981)
Die Hard (1988)
Enter the Dragon (1973)
Face/Off (1997)
First Blood (1982)
48 Hrs. (1982)
Gladiator (2000)
The Incredibles (2004)
Kill Bill: Vol 1 (2003)
Kill Bill: Vol 2 (2004)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
The Matrix (1999)
Predator (1987)
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Speed (1994)
Spider-Man (2002)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Rocky (1976)
Rocky II (1979)
Rocky III (1982)
Rocky IV (1985)

Art House Movies

Annie Hall (1977)
Badlands (1973)
The Bicycle Thief (1948)
The Conversation (1974)
City of God (2002)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Do the Right Thing (1989)
The Elephant Man (1980)
The Last Picture Show (1971)
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Repo Man (1984)
Rushmore (1998)
Short Cuts (1993)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Withnail and I (1987)

Buddy Movies

American Graffiti (1973)
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Breaking Away (1979)
Deliverance (1972)
Glengary Glen Ross (1992)
The Goonies (1984)
The Last Detail (1973)
Lethal Weapon (1987)
The Right Stuff (1983)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Stand By Me (1986)
Stripes (1981)
Superbad (2007)
Swingers (1996)
Top Gun (1986)
The Warriors (1979)

Classic Movies

The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Casablanca (1942)
Double Idemnity (1944)
Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949)
Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
Metropolis (1927)
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
On the Waterfront (1954)
The Third Man (1949)
Touch of Evil (1958)
Vertigo (1958)
White Heat (1949)
The Wizard of Oz (1939)

Comedies Movies

Airplane! (1980)
Animal House (1978)
American Pie (1999)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
Bachelor Party (1984)
Bananas (1971)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Borat (2006)
Caddyshack (1980)
The Cannonball Run (1981)
Clerks (1994)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Duck Soup (1933)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Election (1999)
The 40-Year-Old-Virgin (2005)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
The Jerk (1979)
Kingpin (1996)
Modern Times (1936)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
The Big Lebowski (1998)
The Nutty Professor (1963)
Office Space (1999)
Old School (2003)
The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
The Princess Bride (1987)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
This is Spinal Tap (1984)
Trading Places
Vacation (1983)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Young Frankenstein (1977)

Cop Movies

Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Bullitt (1968)
Chinatown (1974)
The Departed (2006)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
Fargo (1996)
The French Connection (1971)
Hard Boiled (1992)
To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)
RoboCop (1987)
Se7en (1995)
Shaft (1971)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
The Untouchables (1987)

Criminal Movies

Atlantic City (1980)
Bad Boys (1983)
Bloody Mama (1970)
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
The Boys From Brazil (1978)
Boyz N the Hood (1991)
Carlito’s Way (1993)
Casino (1995)
Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
The Getaway (1972)
Get Carter (1971)
The Godfather (1972)
The Godfather: Part II (1974)
GoodFellas (1990)
Heat (1995)
A History of Violence (2005)
In Cold Blood (1967)
The Long Good Friday (1980)
Mean Streets (1973)
Midnight Express (1978)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
No Country for Old Men (2007)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
River’s Edge (1986)
Scarface (1983)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Sin City (2005)
Super Fly (1972)
True Romance (1993)

Horror Movies

Carrie (1976)
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
The Exorcist (1973)
The Fly (1986)
Halloween (1978)
Jaws (1975)
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Psycho (1960)
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
The Shining (1980)
28 Days Later (2002)

Mindbenders Movies

Akira (1988)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Brazil (1985)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Fight Club (1999)
Memento (2000)
Pink Floyd: The Wall (1982)
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

Non-Gratuitous Nudity Movies

Wild Things (1998)
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Angel Heart (1987)
Body Heat (1981)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Coffy (1973)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Poison Ivy: The New Seduction (1997)
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
10 (1979)

Rebel Movies

Billy Jack (1971)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
The Graduate (1967)
A History of Violence (2005)
The Hustler (1961)
The King of Comedy (1983)
Network (1976)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
Raging Bull (1980)
Risky Business (1983)
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
Three Days of the Condor (1975)
Trainspotting (1996)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Sid & Nancy (1986)
Easy Rider (1969)

Sci-fi/Fantasy Movies

Starship Troopers (1997)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Alien / Aliens (1979. 1986)
Back to the Future (1985)
Blade Runner (1982)
Children of Men (2006)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
E.T. (1982)
King Kong (1933)
Planet of the Apes (1968)
Star Wars (1977)
Terminator / T2 (1984, 1991)

So Bad They’re Good Movies

Showgirls (1995)
Glen or Glenda? (1953)
Airport 1975 (1974)
Barbarella (1968)
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
Death Race 2000 (1975)
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Reefer Madness (1936)
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
The Toxic Avenger (1985)

War Movies

The Deer Hunter (1978)
The Bridge on the River Kwal (1957)
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
The Dirty Dozen (1967)
Gallipoli (1981)
The Great Escape (1963)
M*A*S*H (1970)
Platoon (1986)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Westerns Movies

The Searchers (1956)
Jeremiah Johnson (1972)
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1966)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
High Noon (1952)
High Plains Drifter (1973)
Tombstone (1993)
True Grit (1969)
Unforgiven (1992)
The Wild Bunch (1969)

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